A Girlfriend or a Wife

Join me, esteemed son
Youngest born, our last hope
Join me at the table
Feast on possibility

Find me a nice girl
A white, Christian girl
A selfless girl
To bear me sons

Find a girl
Soulless, obedient, dull
Someone to pour my love over
Like a baptismal

Find me a girlfriend or a wife

But I didn't follow convention, did I?
Look, Ma! Look, Pa!
Look what America's done to your kid!

I follow my cock wherever it leads me
The path to pussy isn't paved
And I hate dirt roads

I won't have a girlfriend or a wife

My foolish son
My love, my pride
My promise of heaven
My mounds of glittering coins
I lay it all at your feet

When you bring me a girlfriend or a wife

Our other children
Lost by their own accord
They are aimless, soulless
Adrift at sea
Let them be weak!

You are smart
Strong and brave
Our only pride

Do not deny us this!
We have given you much
And have little time left

All we ask of you is to deny, deny deny
Ignore your own desires
To alight ours

To bring us a girlfriend or a wife!

Now I can marry anyone I want
As long as she can hold a bakers' dozen in the oven
Like I promised you when I was twelve
When I knew what I wanted
At twelve.

I can even marry a black girl!
A sports girl, or a porn girl!
Even an Atheist!

Or will you take the initiative?
Marry me a Russian before I even see her
When she gets fat she can pop out some leaders

No, I won't bring you a girlfriend or a wife

You gave me much but I won't live for you
I've much to see and many men to do
I am greatful, I am thankful
But I am not a child-bearing slave

I cannot bring you a girlfriend or a wife
I cannot bring you a girlfriend or a wife
I can promise you my happiness
I can be myself
But I cannot bring you a girlfriend or a wife